I'm not to be left alone with a bag of Starburst jelly beans. Especially after giving up sweets for Lent. It's the perfect recipe for a binge-a-thon.
Of course after I devoured most of the bag my stomach ached. So what did I do? Tried to take an edge off the sweetness by devouring salt and pepper chips.
I finally decided I was being ridiculous and fixed myself a turkey sandwich and got a bowl of fruit and some juice out of the fridge.
But of course I'm not hungry enough to eat them. And now I just want to throw up.