In fair Glendale, where we lay our scene

NPR has melded two of The Modern Gal's favorite subjects: football and Shakespeare with an exclusive mini play from the Bard while he was visiting the Super Bowl media day this week. (Elvis is alive? Try the Bard!)

The players include Sideline Wench, a reporter for the Duchy of Fox; Kornheisercranz, herald; Wilbonstern, herald; Brady, a fair-haired boy; Eli, a boy ... well, you get the point.